#on this blog we love and adore papa malvern

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thank you lovely anon, your work here is done ❤️

have Papa Malvern setting people right about his son's adoptive little brother:

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let me see if i can find it again lol, i will send a link to the post if i can. it was one of the posts on facebook about lando's manager talking to helmut marko because you-know-who's fans think he's automatically entitled to that red bull seat, i don't think it had much of anything to do with oscar necessarily.

my dad only uses facebook as social media so even though i'm not on there much, i swear he just sees something with lando's name and sends it to me so my whole facebook home page on the rare occurrences i do go on there is like lando this, lando that, mclaren this, etc. and i'm forever finding mister malvern in the comments just going to WAR for lando like he really is so adored by the entire malvern family

you are a star anon ❤️

Lando's manager (big up Mark) has no doubt had multiple conversations with multiple people, but yeah I've seen the new things that have come out of saying Marko saying that Lando would be a fit for RB

tbh that was in reaction to a comment I saw that rubbed me the wrong way saying Oscar deserved to overtake Lando at the start when he'd said he felt quicker but still 😅

It's so understandable because a. Lando is likeable and lovable and b. Jon's been with Lando for near enough a decade now, they're so good together and the bond is so blatantly obvious and it makes me very 🥺

also have this from Papa Malvern's Twitter:

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just usual um ... certain fans' regular nonsense about how the car is designed around him, his teammates always have to sabotage their races for him, etc. etc. but i am incredibly amused ilysm papa malvern

IT'S SO OLD GET NEW MATERIAL

yes, that's why Oscar's managed to drive the car just as well as Lando has 🙄 it's also insane because last year, if anyone was critical of that car and saying he hated how it drove it was Lando, it's just called Lando can adapt

and it's funny to say about teammates having to sabotage because when. when. get me actual receipts.

and if they want to chat about Silverstone, if you actually watch the live lap timing like I do, you'd see that Oscar was only quicker by about a tenth for a small number of laps and then Lando edged it back and kept edging it except oh, Oscar was still able to put in a phenomenal drive, got fucked by the safety car, and then still held off George who was on the soft tyres he'd proven quick on after the restart

the lack of wheel knowledge on some people is actually embarrassing but I digress

BUT YES WE LOVE PAPA MALVERN I HOPE HE'S SHREDDING THEM

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papa malvern is on lando defense against weird comments on Facebook right now and i'm finding it a lot more entertaining than whatever this clusterfuck of a situation is

what are people saying now, why are they making Papa Malvern have to throw hands 😭😭

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anon screenshots of papa malvern defensive is needed!!

anon? any chance you want to amuse the rest of us 🥺